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Once upon a time a boy looked into the eyes of a beautiful browned eyed girl and said "Beth. . .you are the most socially awkward person I know"
Beth gazed with utter astonishment into the blue eyes of the boy and responded, very sweetly,. . ."Look who's talking".
Prompted by the compliment the boy so condescendingly bestowed, Beth felt she should strive and live up to this new 'title'.
And Yet!!! Is this enough??? What shall Beth do with this newly discovered talent?? It must be put to good use.
One day, while stalking boys on facebook, Beth found the solution to her problem, an inspiring quote:
' I don't need to flirt, I will SEDUCE you with my AWKWARDNESS.' Brilliant!!
Here's the Plan: Beth goes to every YSA activity she can find. Then she flirts with Random boys. Perhaps some will be intimidated but she won't let that discourage her. If Beth is not Married or Engaged by her 30th Birthday she solomnly promises to kiss the first boy she meets at Red Lobster. On her birthday.
To follow the adventures of Beth please read the following blog and offer advice and suggestions of how she can develop her talent most efficiently. HURRY she only has 8 years to go.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Did I ever tell you about the time I met Joseph Smith??

Note: This meeting is in no way exaggerated. Unfortunately. Oh, just for the record, I like noses.
I met Joseph Smith. Yup it was really him. Beautiful blue eyes, a great nose, a little on the short side, but who is complaining?
 My friend Sarah and I went to a special showing of one of those Joseph Smith movies that independent film companies like to make. The movie was playing at a small theatre in downtown Harrisburg. About 25 people showed up most of them old. My bishop and his wife were there. Jared Riddick was there (YSA BOY). 
 I walked in the theatre and across the lobby I saw HIM. Remember that scene from West Side Story when Maria and Tony see each other across the dance floor, yeah pretty much the same thing, for me anyway. I walked towards HIM and as I approached I said in a very shaky voice "Good job".
GOOD JOB!? of all the things I could say to the guy who plays Joseph Smith in the "Restoration" movie is GOOD JOB?
It gets better.
I walk into the theatre. Then the full realization of who HE is overtakes me.
I start to hypervenilate. I start to whisper VERY LOUDLY. I said something like this. . .
B-OH MY GOSH DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS??? THATS THE GUY! THE GUY WHO PLAYS JOSEPH SMITH IN THAT MOVIE
S-what movie? what are you talking about?
B-DID YOU SEE HIS NOSE??? THAT HOW I KNOW! HE HAS THE BEST NOSE EVER!!!!!!
S-Beth I am pretty sure he can hear you. . .
B-HE IS SOOO FREAKIN' HOT!!! HOLY BUCKETS!!! DO YOU THINK HE IS MARRIED? I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO LOOK AT HIS LEFT RING FINGER. . .OH I JUST LOVE HIS NOSE. . .
Anyway, I continue in this manner until the movie starts. As I watch the movie I am physically shaking. . .
Afterwards HE and his friend are selling DVD's of the movie we just watched. I got enough nerve to ask him if I could get my picture taken with HIM.  HE smelled good. I told HIM that HE is my favorite Joseph Smith EVER! Except the real one of course. I wonder what my reaction will be when I do meet the real Joseph Smith. . .
So when I get home, this immediatly becomes my facebook profile pic. And I proceed to stalk him on facebook. In about 10 minutes I find him and discover. . .he is married  (sigh). he even has a kid (sick).

For the next month everytime I got on facebook I stroked the screen. Marshall told me I was creepy.
But really. . .Wouldn't you have done the same???
if you want proof here is a link to the 'Restoration' movie on lds.org.

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