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Once upon a time a boy looked into the eyes of a beautiful browned eyed girl and said "Beth. . .you are the most socially awkward person I know"
Beth gazed with utter astonishment into the blue eyes of the boy and responded, very sweetly,. . ."Look who's talking".

Prompted by the compliment the boy so condescendingly bestowed, Beth felt she should strive and live up to this new 'title'.
And Yet!!! Is this enough??? What shall Beth do with this newly discovered talent?? It must be put to good use.
One day, while stalking boys on facebook, Beth found the solution to her problem, an inspiring quote:
' I don't need to flirt, I will SEDUCE you with my AWKWARDNESS.' Brilliant!!
Here's the Plan: Beth goes to every YSA activity she can find. Then she flirts with Random boys. Perhaps some will be intimidated but she won't let that discourage her. If Beth is not Married or Engaged by her 30th Birthday she solomnly promises to kiss the first boy she meets at Red Lobster. On her birthday.
To follow the adventures of Beth please read the following blog and offer advice and suggestions of how she can develop her talent most efficiently. HURRY she only has 8 years to go.

Monday, July 2, 2012

Trip to Ocean City MD

So apparently I like engaged men and 18 year old premies.(pre-mission, in case you are not Mormon. Oh and YSA is short for Young Single Adult).

This week I went to Ocean City for a YSA activity. This was the first time I'd been to Ocean City and I was so excited I couldn't sleep. There were eleven of us in a fifteen person van. My DJ friend Ivan was there so we had fantastic dance music. The van was shaking. We ate good food, played in the water, and lounged around in the sun. And of course I fell in love.

Stinkin' Stephen:
Stephen is engaged to Kay. He gave her a beautiful ring. I want one just like it. Stephen and I have an interesting relationship. We do and say awkward things:
1. I like to sit on his lap and stroke his hair.
2. He told me that when I walk in the room his glasses fog up.
3. And other awkward stuff.
Ocean City trip was a good opportunity to build this awkward relationship
For Example:
I showed him a picture of my niece Violet.
S: Is this your baby?
B: yes
S: Who is the father?
B: My brother
S: you should put that in your blog

As I was describing how to make a banana milkshake
S: Will you make me a milkshake

B: Only if you marry me
silence. . . . . .
B: What are you thinking?
S: I was thinking that I could get married and have a wife or I could get married, have a wife and a milkshake.
B: This is a hard decision.
S: I know

I am the awkward looking one. Laura's the cute one.

Beth, Kay,Laura,Stephen,Ronnie,Sam,Ivan,Wendy,Amy,Spencer,Ethan



Darling Spencer: 
Spencer is 18 years old and just graduated from high school. Enough said.
He is soooo darling. We played in the ocean. It was fun.

With the exception of  my bra rubbing against my sunburn while I write this, I would say the Ocean City trip was a success!!! What think you??

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