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Once upon a time a boy looked into the eyes of a beautiful browned eyed girl and said "Beth. . .you are the most socially awkward person I know"
Beth gazed with utter astonishment into the blue eyes of the boy and responded, very sweetly,. . ."Look who's talking".
Prompted by the compliment the boy so condescendingly bestowed, Beth felt she should strive and live up to this new 'title'.
And Yet!!! Is this enough??? What shall Beth do with this newly discovered talent?? It must be put to good use.
One day, while stalking boys on facebook, Beth found the solution to her problem, an inspiring quote:
' I don't need to flirt, I will SEDUCE you with my AWKWARDNESS.' Brilliant!!
Here's the Plan: Beth goes to every YSA activity she can find. Then she flirts with Random boys. Perhaps some will be intimidated but she won't let that discourage her. If Beth is not Married or Engaged by her 30th Birthday she solomnly promises to kiss the first boy she meets at Red Lobster. On her birthday.
To follow the adventures of Beth please read the following blog and offer advice and suggestions of how she can develop her talent most efficiently. HURRY she only has 8 years to go.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Hey Adam! I hear you're missing a Rib! Welp here she is. . .

Dirty 30
30, flirty and thriving
10 years til I am 40.
and yet. . .I will always be younger than Corey Nelson. HA

I am too young for this.

I did it!* I kissed a random boy at Red lobster. He had nice teeth; minty breath and a uncanny resemblance to Christian Bale.

Ok, I chickened out. Unless you count licking Christians image on the computer screen. Which is, disappointingly, not minty. Bleh.

My romantic life has been lacking lately. All of the 21 year old guys I flirted with this summer have gone back to school, gotten married or hiding in the mothers room trying to avoid me. I still have Darling Spencer, but I just can't bring myself to flirt with an 18 year old. It isn't the same. :(.

So I have started my LDS Singles account of which I am pleased to report. . . is the biggest waste of time on the face of the planet. I have heard all these amazing success stories of how so&so met their eternal companion in Indonesia. . .blah blah.
So far I have gotten a message from a guy who is wearing a white tux with tails, totally 80's inspired. He made me throw up in my mouth a little. Luckily he resides in Utah giving my another reason why I will NEVER live there.
The other guy whom connected with me is from Brazil. yeah. . .

I've decided that it must be my profile! This is why normal boys fail to recognize my awkward seductive qualities. My profile is, well, BORING. . .

Here it is:

I am Fun, nice, interesting, humorous, sarcastic(in a pleasant way).
I like to read, write,laugh, run, water-ski, go on adventures, travel, eat new food, play games(I honestly cheat) I will try anything new unless it involves jumping out of airplanes.
I love Church History! All of it! I also like 19th and 20th century history
I love to travel and the coolest place I have ever visited. . .
Chernobyl, Ukraine!!!
Then there is a cute pic of me :)

Yeah. . .totally lame I know.

So now, boys and girls who read my blog, I am imploring you for help!! I need to make my profile AMAZING so I can find mister right, preferably from the United States-but Canada is OK too.
HELP, HELP, HELP! (Corey Nelson)
thank you,

Beth


*LIE
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2 comments:

  1. AJ CandrianSeptember 19, 2012 at 12:24 PM

    I can think of numerous ways to spice it up! But it would require an overhaul rewrite of your interests.

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  2. UnknownSeptember 20, 2012 at 11:40 AM

    put a link in to here!

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